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Lisa: New land? That sounds like it’ll free up lots of space for all the buildings and decorations in town. Professor Frink: By my calculations the area surrounding our town has been transformed, with the growing and the expanding and the new landhoiven! Moe: Well, I mean…did anyone notice the other day when it suddenly changed a whole bunch? I dunno, seems kinda important is all… Moe: What about that land to the East of Springfield Heights? We just need a response to their opening of the Northwest Passage. Mayor Quimby: Look, in my experience, most Canadians are nice people who don’t really deserve to be randomly murdered. Herman: Send those social liberals to an early grave! They’re more socially liberal than us on many issues but.
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Mayor Quimby: To be clear, Canadians are not communists.
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Herman: I say we send those commies to an early grave! Mayor Quimby: Will we stand back and let Canada have its day for a change or will we stand up and fight? Canada’s Northwest Passage threatens to make it more important than the U.S.A. Mayor Quimby: People of Springfield, we are at a crossroads. Second Fiddle, Pt 2 Task: Make Quimby Call a Town Meeting (6s, Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice or Homes) Second Fiddle, Pt 2 Task: Make Homer Protest Something About Canada (6s, Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice or Homes) Homer: What all American patriots do when their country is at risk nowadays dress up like Uncle Sam and yell at strangers. And to sell all my stock in foam finger companies. Tell my secretary to make the necessary arrangements. Mayor Quimby: I’ll call an emergency town meeting. Homer: *titters* I can’t think of anything else now. Think of the bathroom jokes at our expense. Mayor Quimby: Dear God, you’re right! We can’t be number two. Homer: And don’t forget about the foam finger industry! There was that one guy, uh, what was his name again… And even if it’s true, would it be so bad to be number two in the whole world? Homer: Canada has opened the Northwest Passage and that’s going to jeopardize our position as the number one country in the whole world. It’s the newest threat to our lives and livelihoods. Homer: I believe you…but Canada is not a woman. Mayor Quimby: Is she pregnant? It’s not mine. Second Fiddle, Pt 1 Task: Make Lisa Be Happy for Canada (6s, Simpson House) Second Fiddle, Pt 1 Task: Make Homer Resent Canada (6s, Simpson House) Homer: What?! Canada brought Mexico in with it? This is a geographic catastrophe of hemispheric proportions! I must report this to the local authorities. It’s in America the same way that Mexico is in America. Homer: Since when? I thought Puerto Rico was supposed to be the next state. Lisa: But, Dad, technically Canada is in America. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer country. Lisa: Yes, Dad, the impending end of our existence on Earth does have a benefit for Canada. Homer: See, Lisa, climate change isn’t all bad. Kent Brockman: …with the melting of the polar ice caps and the opening of the Northwest Passage, Canada now has a new shipping lane which will allow its international trade to increase dramatically. And the quests were filled with fun dialogue.
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Last week, a brand-new mini-event started up in our towns! (as long as you’ve downloaded the update)Īnd with it came a whole new bunch of quests. (This post is sponsored by “We The North!”)